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Cougars Honour Kali’s Memory

SARABI:  I’ve been wondering what we can do to honour Kali.  She wasn’t a big nipitoona drinker but she loved beauty treatments so let’s all paint our nails to honor Kali.                              

A bright red Candy Apple colour would be eye-popping. mol

AMBER: No, not for me. I noticed some wayward whiskers I could get plucked.  Binky do you think you can pluck them?                                            

BINKY: No problem, Amber. Kali must have tweezers around here. You want me to pull them out now? OK. we’ll wait. I need a soothing facial. My face furs are standing on end and are so dry with this cold and snow we’ve been having.


Ali, have you done this before? You look like you don’t know what to do. Besides my ears are sticking up through the towel.


ALI: Your ears are supposed to stick through the towel, Binky. You don’t want me to bend them, do you?  Of course, I’ve given many a kitty a facial.  It’s old hat to me.

AMBER: OK, you can pluck them now Binky.  Geez…hisssss….that hurts like the dickens!  Are you some kind of sadistic mother of a catfish?

BINKY:  They’re not coming out Amber.  I’m just curling them.  They do give you a certain flair…..haha….actually you look different.  Unique is the word.  Do you want me to get Kali’s straightening iron so we can get them straight again?

AMBER:  Let’s leave them.  I don’t want you burning my face next.  You’re a hazard with tweezers never mind a straightening iron.

*poof*

SASHA:  What the..Look it’s Phoebe!                                

ANGEL PHOEBE: Hey Cougars….you’re lookin’ good. Whatcha doing here, Binga?

BINGA: We’re trying to honour Kali with a spa day but this is complicated. I think we’re just making a mess.

ANGEL PHOEBE: Kali saw you ladies working away and was deeply touched. She would’ve come herself but Lily Olivia and Kit are telling her how to look after her wings and how to shine her halo. Lily O and Kit shine the halo up differently so there is a bit of a debate on which way is the best.  Kali will be occupied for a wee while.  See you ladies in a few days as myself, Kali, Lily Olivia, Kit and Ellie will be visiting you occasionally.                                            

ALLIE:   Woohoo!  We’ll be the ole gang again. Thanks for stopping by Angel Phoebe we will love to see everyone again.  Buddy, you look unhappy.  What’s the problem?                                      

BUDDY:  I nos Iz’s not a Cougar but I want to honour my Kali too.  I have a big ole hairs growing out of a wee mole on my tumsy.  I want to get rid of it but after watching Amber and how much it hurt for the whiskery to be pulled on by tweezers, I want another way to get it out, out, out of here.

ALLIE:  That’s no problem Buddy.  We’ll wax it right out of there.                                 

BUDDY: It feels ewws, odd. Sorta like somethings growing on the hair, what with the cloth on it.

ALLIE: Are you ready Buddy?

BUDDY: Ready for *rip* whattttt…hissss! Never mind the canoli….give me the gun! Good grief Allie, that hurts like a herd of bees stunged me.

ALLIE: The hair’s gone Buddy. Oh dear, so is all the fur around the mole.  The mole is still there though.

BINKY:  *Removes the cucumber slices and towel. *  Look, I’m ravishing!  I smell good too.  I’d like to do this again except have a hot oil treatment for the furs next time.

AMBER:  Perhaps we should leave any further beauty efforts while we still have fur and faces.Kali, we respect you even more after trying some of these beauty ideas.

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Buddy’s 18th Birthday

Here he comes!!  Is everything ready?

AMBER:  Everything’s set to go, Kali.  Keep your fur on.

Happy Birthday, Buddy, yell the Cougars!!                                     

BUDDY:  Wha wat…I can’t find words…Oh ladies dis is sooo gud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlJJJwl7Ess
Click the music on…. Buddy.

Each Cougar has something to remind you of the mafia days at this theme party, Buddy Budd.                                              

ALI:  “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.”                                               

MADI:  “I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.”                                               KIT:  Revenge is a dish best served cold.                                                
BINGA: “A man who doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man.”

BUDDY:  Family is everthin’ to me…..family always comes first.

                                            
ALLIE: “Accidents don’t happen to people who take accidents as a personal insult.”

BINKY  “Behind every successful fortune there is a crime.”                                              
AMBER; “Never let anyone know what you’re thinking.”

SARABI: “Forgive, forget. Life is full of misfortunes.”


SASHA: “Time erodes gratitude more quickly than it does beauty.”

KALI: Leave the gun take the vodka.

Some Cougars wanted to bring some steamy entertainment to their favourite Security Officer. Enjoy Buddy.

Can Can  https://www.jibjab.com/view/make/SY_dance_can_can/448c1746-74c4-4f34-9c4f-0d0c1a300262

 

This production was directed by Angel Phoebe’s family.

We looked around for some Russian food and found some cool looking food.


Stuffed Russian Eggs                                           

Okroshka..this, in the picture is a salad but Okroshka is a cold soup.

KIT:  Ok enough, this food is puky!  We won’t eat it.  How bout you, Buddy?  BUDDY:  It looks awful.  I forgot what disgusting food I got used to over there.   SASHA:  Let’s bring on the good stuff then.  Burgers, hot dogs, and fries.

Finally, we all have a Birthday Cake for you, Buddy.                                               

  BUDDY:   This is some kinda gud cake!!  Thank you all so much.

Buddy, Angel Lily Olivia’s bro Mau baked it in his bakery just for you. 
Hope you enjoyed our celebration for you, Buddy Budd.   BUDDY:   Kali, it was gud, gud, gud. I sure don’t miss the days in that thar country, naha, naha.

Pop on over to Timmy’s Commentary blog and see the party Buddy’s family threw for him. 

KALI: ORANGE                                      

The Cougars Gather For Tea

 

KALI:  How was your trip up here Lily Olivia?

LILY OLIVIA;  Pretty good…that flying carpet is fast but the wind will knock you over,  Lucky you got seat belts.

KALI:  I insisted on them.  One can never be too careful, I always say.

Madi..I thought the carpet was kinda slow…like it needed a good vacuuming.  Or maybe it was Binga slowing the carpet down.  Have you put on a few pounds there, Binga? MOL

BINGA:  How dare you, you, white-legged piece of fur!

MADI:  Who’s this chap on the arbor?  Hubba, hubba.


KALI: That’s Cow Kitty…he likes to visit us.

MADI: He’s a real looker with those black and white marks. I must go mew with him.

PHOEBE: Work it, Madi, work it!  That’s it….own it.

MADI:  Well, hello there, big boy.  How’s it hangin’?

COW KITTY:  How’s what hangin’?  I don’t understand.

MADI:  Ah…how’s your fur hangin’ *rolls eyes*?

COW KITTY:  It’s dang hot with all this fuzz…I’m not impressed.  I thought it was an insulator against the real hot…not likely!

MADI:  Perhaps I’m the reason you’re so warm.

COW KITTY:  Why?  What did you do to me?

MADI:  You’re under my spell.  Feel it!

COW KITTY:  What are you doin’ casting spells on me!  Get away….you’re old enough to be my grandmother.

SARABI:  C’mon Madi let’s have our tea.  You’ll feel better after a cuppa.                                                           

 

ALI:  What a spread. Can I pour a cuppa for you Madi? Whoops, sorry. I didn’t splash the hot tea on you did I? I’m so sorry Madi! Here’s a bib…it has some cat nip on it.

MADI: Thanks, Ali, I know you didn’t mean to spill the tea.

COW KITTY:  Somebody here has my favourite perfume on…is it you Madi?   Do you mind if I cuddle with you??

MADI:  I thought I was grandmother material…

COW KITTY:  Oh no…..let me sniff you my sweets.

This is a glimpse at the Crotchety Cougars tea party.

Join us next month for another glimpse at the Crotchety Cougars in action.