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Cougars Honour Kali’s Memory

SARABI:  I’ve been wondering what we can do to honour Kali.  She wasn’t a big nipitoona drinker but she loved beauty treatments so let’s all paint our nails to honor Kali.                              

A bright red Candy Apple colour would be eye-popping. mol

AMBER: No, not for me. I noticed some wayward whiskers I could get plucked.  Binky do you think you can pluck them?                                            

BINKY: No problem, Amber. Kali must have tweezers around here. You want me to pull them out now? OK. we’ll wait. I need a soothing facial. My face furs are standing on end and are so dry with this cold and snow we’ve been having.


Ali, have you done this before? You look like you don’t know what to do. Besides my ears are sticking up through the towel.


ALI: Your ears are supposed to stick through the towel, Binky. You don’t want me to bend them, do you?  Of course, I’ve given many a kitty a facial.  It’s old hat to me.

AMBER: OK, you can pluck them now Binky.  Geez…hisssss….that hurts like the dickens!  Are you some kind of sadistic mother of a catfish?

BINKY:  They’re not coming out Amber.  I’m just curling them.  They do give you a certain flair…..haha….actually you look different.  Unique is the word.  Do you want me to get Kali’s straightening iron so we can get them straight again?

AMBER:  Let’s leave them.  I don’t want you burning my face next.  You’re a hazard with tweezers never mind a straightening iron.

*poof*

SASHA:  What the..Look it’s Phoebe!                                

ANGEL PHOEBE: Hey Cougars….you’re lookin’ good. Whatcha doing here, Binga?

BINGA: We’re trying to honour Kali with a spa day but this is complicated. I think we’re just making a mess.

ANGEL PHOEBE: Kali saw you ladies working away and was deeply touched. She would’ve come herself but Lily Olivia and Kit are telling her how to look after her wings and how to shine her halo. Lily O and Kit shine the halo up differently so there is a bit of a debate on which way is the best.  Kali will be occupied for a wee while.  See you ladies in a few days as myself, Kali, Lily Olivia, Kit and Ellie will be visiting you occasionally.                                            

ALLIE:   Woohoo!  We’ll be the ole gang again. Thanks for stopping by Angel Phoebe we will love to see everyone again.  Buddy, you look unhappy.  What’s the problem?                                      

BUDDY:  I nos Iz’s not a Cougar but I want to honour my Kali too.  I have a big ole hairs growing out of a wee mole on my tumsy.  I want to get rid of it but after watching Amber and how much it hurt for the whiskery to be pulled on by tweezers, I want another way to get it out, out, out of here.

ALLIE:  That’s no problem Buddy.  We’ll wax it right out of there.                                 

BUDDY: It feels ewws, odd. Sorta like somethings growing on the hair, what with the cloth on it.

ALLIE: Are you ready Buddy?

BUDDY: Ready for *rip* whattttt…hissss! Never mind the canoli….give me the gun! Good grief Allie, that hurts like a herd of bees stunged me.

ALLIE: The hair’s gone Buddy. Oh dear, so is all the fur around the mole.  The mole is still there though.

BINKY:  *Removes the cucumber slices and towel. *  Look, I’m ravishing!  I smell good too.  I’d like to do this again except have a hot oil treatment for the furs next time.

AMBER:  Perhaps we should leave any further beauty efforts while we still have fur and faces.Kali, we respect you even more after trying some of these beauty ideas.

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Fiji, You Blew Us Away

This is a gorgeous beach, Amber.  However, did you find it? 

AMBER:  Well, I was going for a walk with Madi following these cute cabana boycats and we stumbled over it.  I love the sand and I never used them to go potty either. hehe  Anyway, we forgot all about the cabana boycats and grabbed some loungers.                                          

MADI:  You see that yacht out there, well these boycats  got in a dingy and came to the beach and talked with us.  You should see those dudes, Kali.  The big one has fur that just won’t quit and those golden eyes…mew, mew, mew !   They asked us out to the yacht but we were unsure of getting into a situation we might have to swim away from.                                               Ladies I’m off to spend some quality time with Buddy.  Remember we’re dining at 6pm tonight at the Treat Garden so wear something fancy.

Hey Buddy you want to play “tiddly cats”.  All we have to do is flick these plastic cats into a glass.  Wait till I finish off my Cider nip wine.                                     

BUDDY:  Heys. that sounds like goood, good fun.  I like it here with just the twos of us.  Me too Buds…our quality time.

Time to get dressed for our dinner Buddy.  What’s that on the radio?  “Winds are picking up  as Hurricane Simba heads for the island.”

AMBER:  Hey, I feel like a kid sitting so low at the table.  Don’t they have any more grown-up chairs….high chairs even.                                          

MADI:  Buddy, Kali everyone’s looking at you two.

Good we’ll give them something to remember. hehe  Binky, what happened to your head furs?  You look like a native. 

BINKY:  The humidity is working on my furs….I feel silly.  Peeps are pointing at me.

BUDDY: We best get out soon before they announce the last plane is leaving.  C’mon ladies are y’all packed up?

ALI:  Yep, Sarabi, Sasha and Binga ordered room service and did the packing so let’s get rolling.  I just spoke with Sasha on the cell phone, they’re headed to the front door where we can pick them up and the luggage.                               

Look at the beach….it’s gone and the waves….jeesh!  Hope the plane leaves and isn’t grounded.

BUDDY:  Time to think positive ladies…everything will be good, good, good.                                        

BINKY:  Yahoo!  We made it.  Did the captain say this is the last plane leaving Fiji?

BINGA:  He sure did Binky.

CAPTAIN:  We have left the worst area for winds, the rest of the trip should be bumpy so keep those seat belt’s fastened.

 

Look’s like we did it girly girls.  Ali and Allie are going to make their flight to Egypt in the morning with Cat Scouts, yep fur sure.  That was a trill and a half.

Let’s rest up for a wee while girls.  I know what they mean now by needing a rest after a holiday.  What an experience!

KALI…..ORANGE

 

Intruder Alert: Watch The Skies

LILY OLIVIA: …Girls,  come….there is an alert that someone is sneaking into houses.  He is a ragged looking sort of guy.  He’s up to no good, I say.                                      

AMBER:  What? How does this weird dude get in? I always check the doors and windows before I retire for the night.                                                  

BINKY:  I heard about this fella.  He only breaks into our homes on Christmas Eve.  Some say he comes down the chimney.   What an odd guy.  He eats any cookies and milk that are just lying around in the livingroom.  There’s not even a crumb left.  What a pig!  Does he take things?                                        

KIT: I heard he never takes anything just the cookies and milk. He gets in the house by sliding down the chimney. If, he eats only cookies and milk, he must be fat. He’ll get stuck one of these days. Then he’s headed for the slammer.

MADI: Well, I’m staying up to take his picture. I’ve been doing these Sunday Selfies for years and so I’m good at it if I don’t say so myself. I’ll catch the bum in the act.

I hear him…ready…SNAP.  Got him!!

Well, you’re the intruder we were scared of….crap!

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!

The Cemetary….. part 2

ANGEL PHOEBE:  Oh no…the Cougars are stuck in time.  I must tell Kit and maybe she can help them.                                                            

KIT: Angel Phoebe!!  It’s so good to see you.  What are you doing here?  ANGEL PHOEBE: I watch over you gals and the other girls are in trouble. They’re at the cemetery, stuck in time. We must help them. KIT: But what can we do?  Sasha is here too but, but…

ANGEL PHOEBE:  Kali and I were looking into security when I left for the bridge.  I’ll check her Princess Bed and see if she found anyone.  What’s this?                                                       

ANGEL PHOEBE: Looks like Kali continued looking into security services and found someone. I guess she felt something was going to happen. Look, Kit this service has a golden paw. They only give a golden paw when the company is the best!

KIT:  C’mon Buddy….we need you.  POP:  Here I is ladies, what’s messing your furs?                                                         

SASHA:  Our Cougar sisters are caught in the cemetery and seem stuck….can you help them?
BUDDY:  See da card…impawsible missions be my game, ladies.  Fear done be my weapon, aha, aha, aha.  Where’s Cougar Kali?  KIT:  She’s one of the Cougars stuck in time.  BUDDY:  Kali be my goilfriend so I must save them now.

Buddy approaches the cemetery to find the ladies still stuck.  Why are you gals still stuck, Buddy, mutters to himself.  Hey, what da time on Binga’s watch?  She never turneded her watch back an hour….I sees!  They’s all stuck between time.  Angel Phoebe:  Just turn all their watches back an hour Buddy and they should come out of the freeze  Buddy turns each watch back an hour and as he is finishing there is a bright light and *POOF*.  The ladies start chattering when they see Buddy.  LILY OLIVIA:  You saved us from a lifetime of being caught between now and then.

Ladies you are in gud, gud, gud shape!  Me so happy to help yous.

Kali, Lily Olivia, Binga, Binky, Ali, Madi, Amber, and Allie come dragging through the clubhouse door.  A tearful reunion ensues with much hugging.

KALI:  Buddy, we had a talk and would like you to provide security for the Crotchety Cougars always.  Are you 15 though?  BUDDY:  Yep, I’s 15 and will be 16 on Jan. 31st.  BINKY:   Will you join us then and become our protector?

Dis is so gud, gud, gud…..you made mes da happiest Blue Russian today.  I would love to be with you ladies and protects ya all.  PURRR!