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Gossip Clatch with Buddy and the Cougars

What a month May was.  We had birthdays coming out our ying yang. mol  There was Allie, Ali, Madi, me…Angel Kali and Ellie.  That’s 5 of us.  We were Spring babies.  I don’t want to talk about my age so from now on I’ll be ageless.                                                                    

ANGEL KIT:  Well glory be to Sylvester’s ghost, I for one am glad all the hoopla is over.  This being on my best behaviour is a pain in the pazubiac.  Give me room to relax and spread out not uptight and smiling like some sortof Chesire Cat.                                                               
Now, I ask you, do I look like grinning is a favourite past time of mine?

BINGA:  You sure don’t appear to be joyous and happy.  Woops, that’s feelings for Christmas.  You get the idea Angel Kit.  Smiling is for kittens.  They have no idea what’s going on and everything makes them happy.  How about that twerp at your house Angel Kali, she’s driving your sister crazy with attacks from every corner and sneak a flying attacks.  All this and she’s just a ball of white fluff.  Not very scary I’d say.                                                                

AMBER: I don’t know. Persistence is the key and if this Tyebe character keeps pushing everything, that could be a real nuisance. We kitties aren’t used to some furry right in our faces 24/7. Unless we gave birth to it. Your sister must put this, ‘Tyebe kangaroo down boy…’ into her place.  No if ands or butts about it!


She’s just a kitten. It’s not like she’s going to plot against your sis Angel Kali.  Let’s take a peek at them through our magic TV.                                                                             
ANGEL PHOEBE:  Look at that white ball of fluff, she’s standing up to Shoko despite being thrown on the floor several times.  You can tell she’s been thrown several times by her white fur.  It’s standing on end.  She looks like a demon from hell-o to me.                                                               

Angel Lily Olivia:  This little gal has spunk.  Is she a red head like you Angel Kali?  Yep, but I was so easy going.  You were the exception to the rule then.  Tyebe is a true red head and loaded for a tussel.  I was never like this, I was a loving kitten so I find it hard to relate.

The Cougars mew so hard at Angel Lily Olivia’s statement that they have to take a sip of nip tea and wipe the happy tears from their eyes.

SARABI:  Gosh, Angel Lily O. thanks for the laugh.

ANGEL LILY OLIVIA:  It’s true….REALLY!  You never met a more gentle and helpful kitten.

BUDDY:  Stop, stops Angel Lily O.  I haves trouble keeping my pee in checks at the bestest of times but you are making me go. mol  You’s so funny Angel Lily O.                                                                         

BUDDY:  Heys friends, see ya next time when we’ll see if Tyebe is really a cat from hell and if Shoko packed her bags to hit the road.

 

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The Cougars Drop In On Fiji

AMBER:  Did I tell you my grandfather sailed to Fiji on a pirate ship? He was brought on board to be a ratter and keep the rats down so they didn’t eat all the food.                                            

Well, Granddad Flips didn’t like the taste of rats.  He said they were a terribly coarse meat and their spiky fur made him sneeze.  Needless to say, he did a rotten job of clearing the rats away so when the pirate ship landed in Fiji, Granddad Flips took off like a firecracker was up his butt.  The pirates were really upset and looking to get rid of the cat cause Granddad Flips was eating more of their food than the rats.                                                               

MADI: How did he survive on this island? Was he welcomed or treated as an interloper?                                         

AMBER:  He loved it in Fiji and even learned the Fijian language. His favourite food was fish and he had a whole ocean full of these delicacies. Granddad Flips was a fun guy mom said and every kitty loved him. However, he had one habit that made him unique. He liked to sleep on his head. See, this is the picture mom gave me of Granddad Flips.

SARABI: Sorry Amber, but your granddad was weird. However, he is fascinating. Whatever happened to him?

AMBER:  I totally agree Sarabi, granddad was an odd character but memorable.  He left Fiji on a cruise ship, cause none of the crew on the ship, saw him sneak aboard.  He got off the ship in the UK and the rest is history.

We’re getting pretty close to the island of Viti Levu.  Look!!                                                       BINGA:  Fiji, here we come!

 

Wow. it’s so warm here!  There is a slight breeze.  Can you smell the Pacific?  I can, and I smell fishies!

Sasha:  Which way do we go to get our luggage?  They better be gentle with my new suitcase or I’ll play wacky paw with their chin!  Hmpf.

Ali:  Over here.  They’re just sitting here all by themselves.

Nobody’s around so we best just take them.  Come on Buddy can you get us a couple of carts.

BUDDY:  Sure nuff ladies.  I can put 3 suitcases on ebie cartee but youse guys hasta push.  Thar you gos.

I love it here.  Oh, look there’s a makeup store….. duty-free.  We must look on our way home.

BINGA:  What does duty-free mean?  Nobody did their business on it?  You mean they’d sell it with duty all over it?  Yuck!!

MADI:  This is Nadi International Airport and it’s just teeming with bodies.  Let’s get out of here before someone steps on me.  Look there’s our limousine to the hotel.                                        

Thank you so much, Mr. Limo driver. A little something for you my friend. *Kali slips the driver 5 treats and a small nip leaf.* The limo driver has a quizzical look on his face but thanks, Kali and drives away.

Wow, this is cool gals.  We each have a hut of our own.  I booked us for a week.                                        

BUDDY: My own house!! I like dis. I don’t have to share. Mine all mine!

Is anybody in the mood to go swimming?  Nobody!  OK, we’ve been awake all night.  It took 13 hours to get here so let’s have a nap and go sight seeing when we wake up.

SARABI:  Super idea, I’m seeing mice when I close my eyes so I need to chase those mice in my sleep.

The cougars leave for their own huts.

Kali walks into her hut and does a double take.                                           

I didn’t know the ocean was so close. This really is awesome.  She collapses in a lounger on the patio and falls fast asleep.

Stay tuned for the further adventures of the Crotchety Cougars in Fiji.

KALI…..ORANGE