Let’s Party Hardy

Here we are at the clubhouse.  Hope everybody is ready for the surprise party.  *Kali opens the door and walks inside.*                                  

Wow, what a fine job of decorating.

SARABI:  Of course, we’ve had lots of experience at partying. mew.

What are you and Binga doing, Madi?

We’re having a game of Tiddlytreats. The idea is to get the treat in the cup by using a fish bone to push down on the treat and propel the treat into the cup. It’s not easy.                                           

BINGA:  When we get a treat in the cup we get to eat it.

AMBER: Cool game girls. I see the guest of honour heading this way. Quick everyone hide….you too Buddy.                                             

Okey Dokey, watch out ladies, I need lotsa rooms to hide.

Into the Clubhouse walks Sasha.

Buddy and the ladies leap out yelling HAPPY 18th. BIRTHDAY, SASHA!

SASHA:  Leapin Lizards, you scared the crap outta me!  Which reminds me did I ever tell you about my Uncle Herbie?  Well, he was just going to cross the street one day and Auntie Harriet yelled at him to be careful of the cars.  He was so shocked by her yelling that he fell to his knees.

KIT:  You mean he died because she scared him so much?                                              

SASHA:  No, because a horse and carriage came along and the horse kicked Uncle Herbie in the head. mew

SASHA:  Whew!  Look at this place, it’s like royalty is visiting.

ALI:  It’s for you, Sasha.  You are our queen for the day.  How does it feel to be 18?  Are you achier than yesterday?                                           

SASHA: Mew, mew….you know, I think I am.  I should sit before I fall down.

MADI:  Kali and her mom baked some goodies for us to celebrate your special day.                                           

 Mom calls these pawpuffins…they sorta puffed when they weren’t supposed to and look like muffins. MOL

ALLIE:  I brought some Vine Wine that was in the back room of the clubhouse.

A toast to our Birthday gal. *Buddy and the gals each grab a bowl of Vine Wine and salute Sasha.*

Sasha: Oh my ladies, this is so special, I am touched deeply.

BINKY: Tell us something very wise, Sasha?

Hmmm, something wise, eh? “The Universal sound for peace is a cat’s purr.” How’s that?

SARABI: Excellent…we all believe that’s true.
Here’s the wonderful cake Angel Phoebe’s mom made for you, Sasha.

SASHA: My kit lit but it is beautiful!!  *Sasha blows out all 18 candles.* It would be a shame to cut into it but what the heck here let’s take a picture and then eat it. Everyone got some cake….dig in…mew. mew.

BINKY: Here are some cupcakes we can take home with us. Granny made them and sent me through the Euro-tunnel when they were still hot.

SASHA: What game are you playing Binga?
BINGA: Tiddlytreats
SASHA: I played that before. I’d skip the game and just eat the treats….Mew, Mew.

BUDDY:  Sasha can I talk to you?

SASHA: Sure Buddy, what is it?
BUDDY:  The gals really did up the party for you but I’s wanted to do something way special for you from me to mark your big ole 18th birthday so I’s made a card just for you. I hope you likes it.

Buddy!! I love it! How nice of you.  Thank you so much.  *Sasha gives Buddy a big hug.*                                         

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The Cemetary….. part 2

ANGEL PHOEBE:  Oh no…the Cougars are stuck in time.  I must tell Kit and maybe she can help them.                                                            

KIT: Angel Phoebe!!  It’s so good to see you.  What are you doing here?  ANGEL PHOEBE: I watch over you gals and the other girls are in trouble. They’re at the cemetery, stuck in time. We must help them. KIT: But what can we do?  Sasha is here too but, but…

ANGEL PHOEBE:  Kali and I were looking into security when I left for the bridge.  I’ll check her Princess Bed and see if she found anyone.  What’s this?                                                       

ANGEL PHOEBE: Looks like Kali continued looking into security services and found someone. I guess she felt something was going to happen. Look, Kit this service has a golden paw. They only give a golden paw when the company is the best!

KIT:  C’mon Buddy….we need you.  POP:  Here I is ladies, what’s messing your furs?                                                         

SASHA:  Our Cougar sisters are caught in the cemetery and seem stuck….can you help them?
BUDDY:  See da card…impawsible missions be my game, ladies.  Fear done be my weapon, aha, aha, aha.  Where’s Cougar Kali?  KIT:  She’s one of the Cougars stuck in time.  BUDDY:  Kali be my goilfriend so I must save them now.

Buddy approaches the cemetery to find the ladies still stuck.  Why are you gals still stuck, Buddy, mutters to himself.  Hey, what da time on Binga’s watch?  She never turneded her watch back an hour….I sees!  They’s all stuck between time.  Angel Phoebe:  Just turn all their watches back an hour Buddy and they should come out of the freeze  Buddy turns each watch back an hour and as he is finishing there is a bright light and *POOF*.  The ladies start chattering when they see Buddy.  LILY OLIVIA:  You saved us from a lifetime of being caught between now and then.

Ladies you are in gud, gud, gud shape!  Me so happy to help yous.

Kali, Lily Olivia, Binga, Binky, Ali, Madi, Amber, and Allie come dragging through the clubhouse door.  A tearful reunion ensues with much hugging.

KALI:  Buddy, we had a talk and would like you to provide security for the Crotchety Cougars always.  Are you 15 though?  BUDDY:  Yep, I’s 15 and will be 16 on Jan. 31st.  BINKY:   Will you join us then and become our protector?

Dis is so gud, gud, gud…..you made mes da happiest Blue Russian today.  I would love to be with you ladies and protects ya all.  PURRR!