LILY OLIVIA: …Girls, come….there is an alert that someone is sneaking into houses. He is a ragged looking sort of guy. He’s up to no good, I say.
AMBER: What? How does this weird dude get in? I always check the doors and windows before I retire for the night.
BINKY: I heard about this fella. He only breaks into our homes on Christmas Eve. Some say he comes down the chimney. What an odd guy. He eats any cookies and milk that are just lying around in the livingroom. There’s not even a crumb left. What a pig! Does he take things?
KIT: I heard he never takes anything just the cookies and milk. He gets in the house by sliding down the chimney. If, he eats only cookies and milk, he must be fat. He’ll get stuck one of these days. Then he’s headed for the slammer.
MADI: Well, I’m staying up to take his picture. I’ve been doing these Sunday Selfies for years and so I’m good at it if I don’t say so myself. I’ll catch the bum in the act.
I hear him…ready…SNAP. Got him!!
Well, you’re the intruder we were scared of….crap!